Body Party - Ciara 
Thursday, 3 August, 2017, 05:25 - Singles Of The 2010s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Ciara Body Party Original Cover Artwork of Ciara Body Party A Body Party with Ciara sounds interesting. The original single cover artwork suggests that the party involves getting naked and covering yourself with a sheet. But surely a party requires more than one person? The remix remedies this flaw with the original cover as we find three naked babes covering themselves with a sheet. That looks much more like a party, don't you think? Pillow talk!
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The Ideal Height - Biffy Clyro 
Wednesday, 2 August, 2017, 12:52 - Albums Of The 2000s, Remi-XXX-es
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Cover Artwork Remix of Biffy Clyro Ideal Height Original Cover Artwork of Biffy Clyro Ideal Height What is The Ideal Height? According to Biffy Clyro, it is not far from the ground, or more specifically, just above the height of the heels of the babe drawn on the original album cover artwork. The remix replaces the drawing with a real babe demonstrating the ideal height, though she seems to be using a lamp-stand to measure this which is unnecessary. Probably about 6 inches, give or take. In or out. Up or down.
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King Of My Castle - Wamdue Project 
Tuesday, 1 August, 2017, 05:10 - Singles Of The 1990s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Wamdue Project King Of My Castle Original Cover Artwork of Wamdue Project King Of My Castle This is another one of those cases where those responsible for putting together the artwork for Wamdue Project had no imagination at all, other, it could be argued, that to believe that lines at angles as well as on the straight were more interesting that just straight lines. On the remix of King Of My Castle, we find an oddity, a king who is a queen, and by that we are not inferring any kind of gender bending. But the queen of the castle is a mighty fine one at that. Regal!
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Turn Me On - Kevin Lyttle 
Monday, 31 July, 2017, 05:35 - Singles Of The 2000s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Kevin Lyttle Turn Me On Original Cover Artwork of Kevin Lyttle Turn Me On Let us briefly examine the original front cover artwork for Turn Me On my Kevin Lyttle. Is there any sign of anything that is, or could be, a turn on? For example, is there a switch or electrical actuator of any type. Seems not. On the remix this is solved as we find a babe whose profession is as an electrician. How do we know this? Look at the electrical board in the top left that she has obviously been working on. How do we know she has been working on this? She is all dirty and is holding some electrical cable. Shocking!
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This Summer - Squeeze 
Sunday, 30 July, 2017, 14:27 - Singles Of The 1990s, Summer Sizzlers
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Cover Artwork Remix of Squeeze This Summer Original Cover Artwork of Squeeze This Summer What shall we do This Summer? Why don't we sit on some deck chairs fully dressed and get a tan only on our faces? That is what Squeeze are suggesting we do, if the original front cover artwork of their single is to be believed. On the remix we find a different view of this summer, which largely consists of five busty babes standing on a beach in their skimpy bikinis. Maybe that is that summer, not this? There!
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Dummy - Portishead 
Saturday, 29 July, 2017, 05:24 - Albums Of The 1990s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Portishead Dummy Original Cover Artwork of Portishead Dummy Is that a Dummy pictured on the original front cover artwork of this album from Portishead? It looks more like a zombie than a dummy, and the blurry nature of the shot doesn't help clarify the truth. On the remix the truth is much clearer, as we find a naked babe who is real, and another who is a dummy. Of course we have no idea if the real babe is also a dummy, or whether she is smart, but as she seems to be making out with a mannequin, we can only assume she isn't that bright. Stupid!
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The Weekend - Michael Gray 
Friday, 28 July, 2017, 05:13 - Singles Of The 2000s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Michael Gray The Weekend Original Cover Artwork of Michael Gray The Weekend Another remix for Michael Gray. We are not sure what goes on at The Weekend where Mr Gray lives, but it seems to involve going into the office to watch a sexy secretary dance around the Xerox machine. On the remix we have taken this one step further and gone into the stationery cupboard and instead of dancing around the photocopier, we have let our babe sit on the copy machine. She decided to do this wearing nothing but red high heels. Now that's more like the weekend. Saturday!
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Rainforest - Paul Hardcastle 
Thursday, 27 July, 2017, 05:52 - Albums Of The 1980s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Paul Hardcastle Rainforest Original Cover Artwork of Paul Hardcastle Rainforest Dear Paul Hardcastle,

The next time you release an album and want someone to help with putting the artwork together, please get in touch.

The original cover for your album Rainforest fails on so many fronts, it isn't worth thinking about. Where is the rain, and where is the forest? Unless you class that fuzz of a hairstyle as a forest.

Instead take our remix and think of how cool it would have been if you had thought of putting a babe standing under a big leave in a rainforest on your original artwork.

Yours sincerely,

The AllBum.Art team.
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Me And You And A Dog Named Boo - Lobo 
Wednesday, 26 July, 2017, 12:35 - Singles Of The 1970s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Lobo Me And You And A Dog Named Boo Original Cover Artwork of Lobo Me And You And A Dog Named Boo Now think about this... Me (OK, got that) And You (with you so far) And A Dog Named Boo (and your point)? Well the first point is that on the original cover artwork for Me And You And A Dog Named Boo there is no me, and no you. Also isn't it a bit of a coincidence that the dog's name rhymes with you. It wouldn't have worked so well if the dog was named Rover for example. On the remix we find a babe out walking her dog and to be real, who cares what the dog is called. Canine!
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Nothing - A 
Tuesday, 25 July, 2017, 05:40 - Singles Of The 2000s
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Cover Artwork Remix of A Nothing Original Cover Artwork of A Nothing Yes, believe it or not, there is (or was) and band called A who sang a song whose title was Nothing. You can't make this stuff up. On the original single cover artwork we find the letter A, the word nothing and some band members in black and white, which is almost nothing. On the remix we find a babe who is so incredibly flat-chested that to all intents and purposes, she has nothing, A? Maybe the band were Canadian or something. Maybe the babe is Canadian. Hell, let's all be Canadian for the day. A!
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