What happens When You Walk In The Room? According to The Searchers original single cover artwork, it is that everything turns a shade of cyan. Really? Is that the most likely thing to happen? On the remix we see what happens when a babe walks into the room, the jaw of the guy looking at her drops to the floor. Perhaps she should have put some clothes on first? Stroll!
Bob, Bob, Bob... If you are going to sing about Maggie's Farm, at least show us on the original artwork, some idea of what Maggie looks like and what she does on her farm. Sadly it seems that Bob Dylan was more concerned with putting his own face on the front cover of his single. On the remix, we have corrected this omission and you will find that the unique feature of Maggie's farm is that she works largely naked, other than some impractical high heels. And a wheelbarrow. Naturally!
Everyone's Gone To The Moon, is what Johnathan King thought. This is perhaps because they were all terribly bored with his original single cover artwork which, though futuristic for the 1960s, does not provide us with any motivation to go to the Moon. On the remix we find a babe who seems to have been left behind as all that remains to be seen is her, and the moon. It seems even her clothes have gone to the moon too. Lunar!
Will you look at that now? Goldie are telling us that they are Making Up Again. Does that mean that they have fallen out with each other? If their sullen faces on the original single cover artwork are anything to go by, that may well be the truth. On the remix we find a babe who is having her make-up done again, or at least touched up. Oddly both her and the girl applying the make-up are topless. Maybe the shipment of fashion from Milan is running late. Cambio!
Is that a White Ladder showing on the original album cover artwork by David Gray? It looks more like a pink line sloping at an angle that a ladder would not normally make without falling over. It probably is a pink line after all, not a white ladder. So thankfully the remix is more clear on this point as we find that it contains a white ladder. Some babe has decided to climb the ladder wearing high heels and appears to have slipped and ended up in a painful position. She also appears to have ripped her clothes in the process. Popped!
Three words that are commonly used here at AllBum.Art, Bare Stripped Naked but this time altogether in a single album title by Bettie Serveert. Whether Ms Serveert is any of the aforementioned adjectives is unclear from orange-tinted cover of her album. On the remix we find a babe who is all of the adjectives and is holding up the clothes she has removed to prove her point. Buff!
An odd one for us here at AllBum.Art as we remix some original single artwork and make it less off-the-wall. The cover for Sitting At Home by Honeycrack shows the two band members sitting around at home, which scores nearly 100% as it accurately reflects the song and the band. Why they are sitting around in the nude is unclear but perhaps they are nudists. On the remix we find a babe sitting around at home but she is not nude. Instead she is wearing some sexy black lingerie. Goth!
Album Covers, Albums Of The 1990s, Single Covers, Singles Of The 1990s, Busty, High Heels, Outdoors, Not Safe For WorkWild Wood is both an album and a single for Paul Weller. Here we focus on the remix of the artwork for his 1999 album. On the original cover we find the silhouette of Mr Weller against a backdrop of some greenery which could, potentially be a wild wood, but it's not definite. On the remix we find a babe who, it seems, has taken on the job of stopping a whole load of logs that were felled from a wild wood, from rolling away. She has to keep her foot on the logs to keep the steady. Sadly, she has been at this so long that the acid rain from the nearby forest has eroded her clothes. Dissolve!
Nothing says 'party' better than Ladies Night by Kool And The Gang. But what kind of party is it? The original single cover artwork suggests that the party consists of three girls wearing catsuits standing around on some stairs pouting. The remix shows a similar party scene but now four girls are standing around pouting wearing fur and high heel boots. Which party would you intend to attend? Strictly speaking, we'd go to whichever one was playing the best music. As if!
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