Sit Down - James 

Cover Artwork Remix of James Sit Down Original Cover Artwork of James Sit Down Following on from yesterday's decision as to whether you Shoulda Woulda Coulda hit it off with an older lady, today you find yourself in the unfortunate position of discovering that she is a cuckoo short of a Swiss wall clock and rather than getting away with some older woman action, you find she is sitting on your back in a most uncomfortable position. Or so the remix of the cover of James song Sit Down would have it. Whether you would have it depends on whether you Woulda or not? Decisions decisions!
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Shoulda Woulda Coulda - Beverley Knight 

Cover Artwork Remix of Beverley Knight Shoulda Woulda Coulda Original Cover Artwork of Beverley Knight Shoulda Woulda Coulda So there you are, minding your own business, when an older woman approaches you and makes it very clear that she is interested in more than just chatting with you. How she makes this clear is by revealing that, with the drop of a floral dressing gown she would be naked. What do you do? Do you go for it, or do you walk away. If no one would find out what would you do? This may be the question that Shoulda Woulda Coulda is addressing in this song by Beverley Knight. Then again maybe it's undressing not addressing. Either way, decide for yourself. Decisions!
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Stop! In The Name Of Love - The Supremes 

Cover Artwork Remix of The Supremes Stop In The Name Of Love Original Cover Artwork of The Supremes Stop In The Name Of Love Stop! In The Name Of Love... That is what we were instructed to do by The Supremes. But would you believe it, the boy in the remixed cover has never heard the song. He is playing away from home and is in the process of getting drunk and undressing a much older lady. Back home, his sexy young girlfriend is getting bored. What he needs to do is Stop! In The Name Of Love, get the mature woman dressed and go back home. Then again, who are we to judge? Stop!

A Must To Avoid - Herman's Hermits 

Cover Artwork Remix of Hermans Hermits A Must To Avoid Original Cover Artwork of Hermans Hermits A Must To Avoid Continuing the Herman's Hermits theme, today we remix A Must To Avoid. The original single front cover artwork has the same quirky picture style as yesterday's remix, with the band member intent at pointing at things. On the remix we find a babe who really is a must to avoid, unless your type of woman is ancient, ugly and so overweight that she can't even stretch her legs wide enough to reveal any of her figure other than her stomach blubber. Definitely one to avoid. Must!
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A Bad Dream - Keane 

Cover Artwork Remix of Keane A Bad Dream Original Cover Artwork of Keane A Bad Dream It is reasonable to suggest that hot air balloons with scary painted faces, or shaped like fish, may be some people's idea of A Bad Dream. In fact, it is the interpretation of a bad dream that Keane use on the original front cover of their single. On the remix is a different kind of bad dream, the kind when you come home late from a bar thinking you've picked up some horny cougar when instead all you get is a saggy old bird. Turkey!
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Everything About You - Ugly Kid Joe 

Original Cover Artwork of Ugly Kid Joe Everything About You In 1992, Ugly Kid Joe told us that they hated Everything About You ('you' referring to some girl or other). But the cover of their single doesn't show us the girl in question so we can't make up our mind whether we hate her or not. What is it about the particular girl that makes her so hateful, is it her charm, looks and dress sense (or lack of these), or some other thing? Was it only Mr Kid Joe that hated her or would she prove hateful to anyone who came into contact with her. These questions are not answered by the original cover of the single. Thankfully, AllBumArt has managed to track her down and we have included her on the remixed single cover.

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Cover Artwork Remix of Ugly Kid Joe Everything About You Now that we can see her, it becomes much clearer exactly why Ugly Kid Joe hated her so much. You see:
  • She has the face of a hogwart and as a previous President said, 'A pig with lipstick is still a pig'.
  • She has very floppy tits that wouldn't look out of place drooping around some old granny.
  • She has the most awful dress sense - a waitress outfit with stripey hose and furry boots.
  • Pink doesn't suit her yet she insists on wearing tons of it. Then again most colours would look bad on her.
  • If this is the best she can do to make herself look sexy, what will she look like in 10 years time - yuk!
We hate everything about her too, don't you?

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