AllBum.Art - Alternative Art-Work for Album and Single Covers

Happy Easter! Today it is the turn of the Patti Smith Group and their highly appropriately named album of the 1970s called Easter for the remix treatment. On the original album front artwork we find Ms Smith showing us her underarm hair in a skimpy spaghetti-strap t-shirt. On the remix we find a babe in a very similar pose, with the added factor of her wearing a cross on a necklace which seems far more Eastery. Egg!

According to The Stereophonics, She Takes Her Clothes Off. To illustrate this, on the original single front cover artwork, we find a man kissing a girl who looks as if she couldn't be less interested in kissing him back. And they appear to be standing in an industrial area. Does she take her clothes off, not in this photo she doesn't. On the remix is a babe taking her clothes off. Now isn't that just 100% easier on the eye and brain alike? Undoing!

Run. You're trapped in a gloomy forest. Run for your life. That is the message that is received loud and clear from the original single cover artwork of this song by Snow Patrol. On the remix we find a babe standing between two rail tracks in the snow, wearing naught but a scarf. There are many reasons why she should run including an oncoming train, catching cold, or just general stupidity in the freezing cold. Duck!

When Jackson Browne names his album The Naked Ride Home, expectations for the content of the album front cover should be high. The let-down is that it shows just Mr Browne standing by some rusting steelwork. On the remix are two babes who are riding their bikes, and who are naked. The only question remaining is whether they are on their way home, but for their sake, let us hope that is where they are heading rather than a Mormon convention in Utah. Cycle!

While we are on the topic of things that are wintery and cold, here's a triple-play remix for Modjo and their single Chillin'. On the original front cover artwork we find a couple who are sitting around in what looks like a ten pin bowling alley, the look more bored than chilled. On the first remix we find a babe who is blowing snow from her hands and seems quite chilled about it, despite being topless. On the second remix we find a babe who is chilling by sitting almost naked in the snow. Dedication!

January is upon us and in the northern hemisphere it's winter and as Cold As Ice, at least that is what M.O.P. tell us. It certainly looks quite chilly on the original single front cover artwork with the ice on the window, or something to that effect. The babe on the remix, though, looks exceptionally chilly, but if she will go out in the snow wearing nothing more than a swimming cap, then she ought to be expect to be as cold as ice. Dive!

What did you get for Christmas? That's nice. But did you know that, according to Bobby Freeman, Betty Lou Got A New Pair Of Shoes. On the original single front cover artwork, there is no sign of Betty Lou, or her new shoes. On the remix, there she is. I pair of slingback stiletto heels, if we are not mistaken. And that seems to be almost all she is wearing. Bangles!

A Merry Christmas from all of us here at AllBum.Art. And to celebrate the furtive season, we bring you a remix of Christmas Shoes by Newsong. On the original cover is a pair of shoes in a vaguely festive setting. On the remix we find a pair of shoes in a much more festive setting, complete with tree, presents and a cute babe wearing a Santa outfit and stockings. Merry!

We always like to bring you something special for Halloween. This year it is the turn of Whodini and his spooky song, Freaks Come Out At Night. The original single cover artwork is lackluster, with the only indication of anything spooky being the fact that the words Whodini appears to have been written in blood, perhaps. On the remix we find a babe who is very freaky, and who has come out at night, out of her dress that is. Dark!

Bob Geldof deserves some points for the original front cover artwork of his album Sex, Age & Death, as it seems to depict someone potentially in the throes of sex. At it is a person, they must have an age, so two out of three. On the remix we find a babe who is in a graveyard and so fulfills the death part. As a person she also has an age, so that's also two out of three. She is sexy, so maybe that makes two and a half out of three. Match AllBum.Art!