We all live in danger to some extent, so when Ace Of Base sing about Living In Danger, you might expect a higher level of danger than the background peril that we all put up with. But on their cover there is no indication of any danger that they might be experiencing, other than the danger of boring everyone with such a dull piece of artwork. That is why on the remix we find a babe who is quite literally living in danger. That is to day that the clothes (if you can call them that) are comprised entirely of danger. Now how much more danger-related can you get than that? Risky!
Going back in time to the 1960s for this remix of Peek-A-Boo by The New Vaudeville Band. The original cover sees the band members sitting in, or standing next to, a car that has come even further back in time (though not using any kind of flux capacitor). Now Peek-A-Boo is a game often played with babies where one hides and just reveals a small part of yourself to the glee of the child concerned. Our version has a babe who has just revealed a small part of herself, to the glee of the childish mentalities of the staff here. Game on!
This marks the last in our short, XXX-rated remix run of artwork around the topic of anal. Today it is the turn of A-Ha and their album Analogue. The original cover shows the band members looking very coy at the back of an odd painted backdrop. In the remix we find a babe who is taking a log in her ass, an 'anal-log' you might say, if you were the kind of sick person that produces these remixes, like us. Woody!
Our short series of remi-XXX-es continues with another anal themed remixes. Actually with a title such as Assassin, we could have used the same picture as yesterday's Marillion remix but instead we have this alternative take on pretty much the same topic by The Orb. The original cover shows some kind of space-aged theme-park, but no ass, and nothing that is in the ass. The remix solves these issues. Push!
When we began providing the occasional 'Remi-XXX' (otherwise known as X-rated remixes) it caused a split in opinion among the staff here at AllBum.Art. Some thought it was a step too far; others just live by the ethos of rules are meant to be broken. So when someone suggested that there were quite a few songs with the word 'anal' in them, controversy ensued. Here, therefore, is a highly controversial remix of Assassing by Marillion. Whilst the original cover has no ass in it at all, the remix shows one that is being assassingnated!
At exactly midnight at the end of the day on 31 January, is it January, or is it February? This is a question that it seems Barbara Dickson has puzzled about. So much so that she wrote a song about it, a song called January February. On the original cover we see Ms Dickson looking very confused, and searching for an answer to her puzzle. On the remix we see two babes, who by a complete coincidence, are called January and February and who, by all appearances, like to frolic naked in the snow. Monthly!
She has 5 Colours In Her Hair, at least she does if McFly are to be believed. But other than looking like a load of teenage jerks, the original cover material does not illustrate what this might look like. Is it auburn, blonde, brown, red and grey? Well, not it's not, as we can see in the remix. The five colors in her hair are, in fact, blue, pink, red, yellow and green. Rainbow!
That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain, not I am not impressed at all, never mind much. Why? Because the silly leopard-skin coat that you are wearing is in very bad taste and because hitching a ride wearing it is probably not a route for success. I am, however, impressed much more by the babe on the remix who is wearing a similar leopard-skin coat, but is far more likely to succeed in being picked up. Ride!
You have to be very careful when playing with guns, or at least that's what we think Kelly Willis is trying to get across in her song Bang Bang. It might be better, though, to provide a graphic illustration of just why guns are so dangerous, and the remix of the cover artwork does just this. If the babe in the remix were to fire those guns she's holding, she would surely damage a couple of prime assets. Aim!