So, what have we here? Tina Turner and Rod Stewart no less. And what is it that Ms Turner and Mr Stewart are telling us? Why, It Takes Two, no less, no more. It is nice of them to give us this advice but the bigger question is what it is that it is that takes two. The remix offers us one possible suggestion as there is a babe who is holding not one, but two in her hands. Can she take them? That is a question best left in private. Cock!