Back Door Santa - Clarence Carter 
Sunday, 25 December, 2016, 05:01 - Singles Of The 1960s, Christmas Crackers, Remi-XXX-es
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clarence carter back door santa remixxclarence carter back door santa 1Christmas day is finally upon us and our gift to you is a remix that not only falls into our 'Christmas Crackers' category but is also listed in our 'Remi-XXX-es' otherwise known as the adult artwork section. There is no original cover for Back Door Santa by Clarence Carter and so all there is to go on is the paper covering the hole in the middle of the single. On the remix, Santa is covering a very different kind of hole, and we know understand why he is known as Back Door Santa. Merry XXX-mas!
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Push In The Bush - Clair Hicks And Love Exchange 
Friday, 25 November, 2016, 05:04 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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A triple-play of remixes and ones that fall within our 'X-rated remixes' category. The original cover for Clair Hicks And Love Exchange is nothing more than the title of the song and the name of the band against a marbled backdrop. The two remixxes follow an identical theme, that of one babe pushing in the bush (see definition number 11 in case this whole thing doesn't make sense) of another girl. On the first the pushing has already been quite successful. On the second (where it oddly appears that the babes concerned are dressed as schoolgirls) the pushing has a little further to go, though the pained look on the girl who is being pushed into's face suggests it might be time to stop. Fist!
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Ouch - Ohio Players 
Thursday, 24 November, 2016, 05:59 - Albums Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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ohio players ouch remixxohio players ouch 1The original cover for the Ohio Players album Ouch! shows a babe who appears to have gotten something stuck in her ass, and is experiencing a certain amount of pain extracting it, but it is not clear what is stuck there. On the remi-xxx (yes another of our xxx-rated remixes) the situation becomes clearer as we find that the babe concerned appears to have a string of beads stuck up her ass. What we can't confirm, however, is that this is causing her any pain. Extract!
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This Is Hardcore - Pulp 
Wednesday, 23 November, 2016, 05:17 - Albums Of The 1990s, Remi-XXX-es
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With a title like This Is Hardcore, this album by Pulp was always destined to be 'Remi-XXX-ed' instead of just a regular remix, and just to make matters even more merry, there are two remixes for your enjoyment. The original cover hints at hardcore through the use of a topless babe positioned in a pouting pose. The two remixes follow a very similar theme, that theme being, largely, a babe who is being entertained by the back door, which is about as hardcore as we dare get. Anal!
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The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead - XTC 
Thursday, 27 October, 2016, 05:46 - Singles Of The 1990s, Halloween Hits, Remi-XXX-es
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xtc ballad of peter pumpkinhead remixxxtc ballad of peter pumpkinhead 1Our remix of The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead not only falls into the category of Halloween remixes but also into our XXX-rated remixes. On the original cover we find what is presumably Peter Pumpkinhead (his head does not look particularly pumpkin shaped) being burnt at a stake, no doubt a warlock. On the remix we find a naked babe carving an effigy of Peter Pumpkinhead but given the way in which she is doing it, and the green lighting, we wonder if she is a witch and may also be burned at a stake at some later day. Rescue!
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Ain't Your Mama - Jennifer Lopez 
Wednesday, 21 September, 2016, 05:57 - Singles Of The 2010s, Remi-XXX-es
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Not only a triple-play, but another remix that falls into our category of X-rated remixes. On the original single cover artwork, we find Jennifer Lopez holding a hat. How we are supposed to know that this indicated that she is not your mama is unclear, other than the fact that the title of the song Ain't Your Mama is emblazoned across the front of the single. On the first remix we find two babes, standing across from each other in similar poses and though it is not 100% certain that they are parentally related, the babe on the right is prenatally related, if you get our meaning. On the second remix, we find two very similar looking babes who could also be related, but who seem to be undertaking activities that most family members don't often do. Fingers!
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Pissin In The Wind - Badly Drawn Boy 
Wednesday, 14 September, 2016, 05:57 - Singles Of The 2000s, Remi-XXX-es
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badly drawn boy pissin in the wind remixxbadly drawn boy pissin in the wind 1Badly Drawn Boy sing about Pissin In The Wind, but their original single cover artwork is neither windy nor pissy. On the X-rated remix, we find a babe who we are sure was drinking beer yesterday with Devlin (the observant will notice she is wearing the same shoes and sunglasses) and as we suspected has overdone it and needs to empty her bladder of the excess beverage. To that end she is squatting down pissin in the wind. Streamer!
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Warm Wet Circles - Marillion 
Friday, 9 September, 2016, 05:53 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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marillion warm wet circles remixxmarillion warm wet circles 1Two of our X-Rated remixes on two consecutive days. It must be the time of year for it. Today is is the turn of Marillion and their song Warm Wet Circles. Now we are not sure what you think of when you consider the notion of warm wet circles, but on the original single cover artwork it seems that the band thought that glass with a bullet through it, someone crying blood and a man with a lipstick kiss on his head would do it. Not so on the remix where we find a babe peeing and creating warm wet semi-circles. Well it's half way there. Diameter!
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Tear Me Apart - Suzi Quatro 
Thursday, 8 September, 2016, 05:25 - Singles Of The 1970s, Remi-XXX-es
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suzi quatro tear me apart remixxsuzi quatro tear me apart 1One in our rare and occasional series of X-rated remixes that we call remi-XXX-es. On the original single cover artwork for Tear Me Apart by Suzi Quatro, we find her screeching into a microphone whilst holding an electric guitar. Why this would tear anyone apart is unclear. On the remix we find a babe who is literally tearing herself apart by spreading herself so widely that a few more inches and she would break into two distinct yet symmetric pieces. Probably!
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Oops Upside Your Head - The Gap Band 
Saturday, 23 July, 2016, 05:44 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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gap band oops upside your head remixxgap band oops upside your head 1There is a tradition, in some circles, to dance to Oops Upside Your Head by The Gap Band by sitting down on the floor, one person behind another, and then flailing your arms around in time to the music whilst rocking backwards and forwards (no, trust us, there really is). We could not find a suitable picture of this dance, but we could find an unsuitable one of not quite doing the dance. Sadly, this forces the remix into the category of XXX-rated remi-XXX-es so there is a downside to the upside, or at least a back-side to it. Side!
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