Portishead seem to think that a good representation of the title of their single All Mine would be to have a young girl standing in a dress with a P on it, holding what looks like the detonator to an explosive vest (one that she does not appear to be wearing). On the remix is a babe who can rightly claim that it is all hers, as she demonstrates what it is that is all hers through the medium of balloon modelling (isn't that what she is doing?) Pump!

What a clever play on words Cathy Dennis has going on, with her single Irresistible, as it is taken from her album whose title is The Irresistible Cathy Dennis. On the original single cover artwork we see Ms Dennis hiding behind some blue ribbon, and looking appetizing, if not necessarily irresistible. On the remix we find a babe who is definitely appetizing, and verging on the irresistible, if tousled hair and derelict buildings are your thing. War-torn!

Phats And Small Feel Good, or at least that's what the title of their song would have us believe. This is ably illustrated on the original single front cover artwork by having the name of the band, and the title of the song, clear - yes, but interesting - no. On the remix is a babe who is having a good feel, of her own chest. Does it feel good? Only she can say. Does it look good? It certainly looks promising, as the rest of her body seems in good shape. Aloud!

What is High Enough for the Damn Yankees? If the original single front cover artwork is our spirit guide, what is high enough is just to repeat the words 'high enough' several times. The remix shows a babe who is waling around in a pair of boots whose heels are high enough for anyone, in fact they are so high, she has had to duck down to avoid hitting her head on the metal structure that is above her. She should be careful not to trip. Down!

What can be said about the original front cover artwork for Until The Time Is Through by Five? The most obvious is that there are five people on the cover. Four of them are wearing black, and the fifth is sitting in a char but wearing red. Is he the person whose time is through? On the remix we find a leggy babe who is standing on a stair and it's not the time that is through, but her dress which is see-through. Then again her time may be through as well, whatever that really means. Sunset!

When you are Standing Outside The Fire, would you expect to see Garth Brooks there in his red chess-board shirt and cowboy hat? Possibly, but on the original single front cover artwork there is no sign of the fire to which the song's title alludes. On the remix we find two babes who are standing outside a fire, which is the safest place to be as they would get burned if they were standing inside the fire, especially as they are wearing no protective clothing. Singe!

What would you expect from a single whose name is Naked when it came to designing the cover artwork? Well it seems that Louise didn't think that wearing clothes was in any way contradictory. Seriously? Don't all pop stars want to pose naked on the front cover of their singles? On the remix we find a different babe, in a similar pose, who has also failed to grasp the concept of being naked, as she is still wearing a pair of high heel shoes. Fail!

Happy Christmas from everyone here at AllBum.Art. To celebrate, today we bring you a festive remix with the song Under The Tree by The Water Babies. The original single front cover artwork shows a tree, in fact it shows seven snow-capped trees (as far as we can count). The remix just has the one tree, and instead of being covered in snow, it's bedecked with baubles instead. But it also has a naked babe who seems to have been caught hiding something underneath it. Shall we go and find out what's under the tree? Merry!

Let's Walk On The Ocean with Toad The Wet Sprocket, as it's such a lovely day. The sky is light gray, the sea is white, the beach is dark gray, and we are joined on the beach by two boys. At least that is what the original single cover artwork depicts. On the remix, a similarly gray-scale scene, but gone are the boys replaced by a curvy babe. Now do you fancy a walk on the ocean? Foam!

Whatever else you might decide to do, Don't Walk Away. That is the message that Jade are trying to pass across by standing looking fierce on the original cover artwork of their single. On the remix a babe is walking away, but she probably shouldn't as she has forgotten her top and appears to have heels so high that she could trip on that damaged concrete road she is traversing. Danger!