What happens Offshore? According to the original single front cover artwork from Chicane, some aircraft chem-trails, or are they pieces of string holding up some cloth triangles? Not at all clear. On the remix, what happens offshore is that some shapely babe lounges around in a bikini off the side of a sailing boat, which oddly, is exactly what we thought might happen. Realism!

Apparently Nothin' seems to be precisely the amount of effort that went in to the original front cover artwork for this single from The Young Disciples, though to give them an ounce of credit, they did make the word 'disc' in a different color. On the remix we find a busty babe who is wearing a dress that is made of very sheer material and from which it is clear that she is apparently wearing nothin' else underneath it. Translucent!

Today is traditionally the spring solstice, meaning it is the first day of spring, so we thought something springlike would be appropriate. Our remix of the day is for Red Sun Rising by Lost Witness. On the original single front cover artwork there is a red sun rising, so full marks for that. On the remix is a babe wearing a sheer red top sitting on the ground as a red sun rises behind her. They say a young man's mind turns to love in the spring - we can see why! Seasonal.

Groove Armada raise the notion of what the world might be like If Everybody Looked The Same. However, they reflect this ponderance by showing the tracks of some vehicles across a muddy area on the original single front cover artwork. To help understand what the situation might be more like, the remix shoes three babes who look the same, except for what they are wearing. Which is better? Triplets!

There are those who say that there is no such thing as Too Much, but the Spice Girls are not among them. On the original single front cover artwork, though, the girls give us no indication of what they consider to be to much. On the remix we find one possible answer to this in the form of a babe whose ampleness seems to be exceeding the capacity of her brassiere to hold it in place. This may be too much for some, but as we stated earlier, for some there can never be too much. Melons!

Another remix for rock rebel Billy Idol. On the original single front cover artwork for Shock To The System, it seems that Mr Idol has been captured by the Borg, and turned into some kind of cyborg. That must have been a shock to his system. On the remix we find a babe who is wrapped in electric cables and seems about to electrocute herself by licking a battery lead. Is she the definition of 'electro-cute'? Shocking!

What would you expect to see on the original cover artwork of a single titled Raise Your Hands, by a band called Big Room Girl Featuring Darryl Pandy? That's a fair questions to ask. The answer is nothing, other than the title of the song, the name of the band, and the logo of the recording company. On the remix we find a big girl, in a room, raising her hands. Now how simple would it have been for them to have thought that through in the first place? Coathangers!

Free Me, that is what Cast ask to be done. On the original single cover artwork, we find a butterfly in a cage, though if you look closely, it seems that the cage door is open, so there is no real need for the butterfly to be freed as it can just fly away. On the remix we find a babe who has been tied in a cage and unlike the butterfly, she can not just walk away as her feet are bound to the cage. She will need help. Any volunteers?

Aaah... One Kiss From Heaven. That is all you need in life. Though, if the original single front cover artwork by Louise is to be believed, the only thing that she is offering is a smouldering look. No kisses, and no heaven. How disappointing. On the remix we find an angel (a popular theme here at AllBum.Art) from whom one kiss would no doubt be satisfactory. Wings!

So the Honeyz claim to be at the End Of The Line, do they? On the original single cover artwork there is no indication of what kind of line it is, nor why they are at the end of it, as opposed to the start or somewhere in the middle. On the remix we find a babe who is sitting on what appears to be a derelict steam train, which is definitely not going anywhere. Is this the end of the line? It could well be. Rusty!