All I Need Is A Miracle - Mike And The Mechanics 
Saturday, 31 March, 2018, 05:55 - Singles Of The 1980s
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mike and the mechanics all i need is a miracle 2mike and the mechanics all i need is a miracle 1We are struggling to understand why Mike And The Mechanics would think that All I Need Is A Miracle based on the artwork on the original front cover of their single, which simply shows a gas station mechanic dozing while sitting on a couple of tires and with an opened yet full bottle of Coke next to him. On the remix is a naughty nun who probably needs a miracle if her professional career is to be retrieved after posing for a topless picture. Habitual!
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Shake A Tailfeather - Ray Charles 
Thursday, 29 March, 2018, 05:48 - Singles Of The 1980s
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ray charles shake a tailfeather 2ray charles shake a tailfeather 1Shake A Tailfeather is the name of this song by Ray Charles (though it is often mistakenly called Shake Your Tail Feather). On the original cover we find Mr Charles looking very cheerful and the reason why is revealed on the remix, where we find a happy looking hottie shaking a tail-feather in front of her. We are not quite sure what bird has provided the feather, maybe a flamingo as it is pink? Dye!
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Sit And Wait - Sydney Youngblood 
Thursday, 22 March, 2018, 05:59 - Singles Of The 1980s
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sydney youngblood sit and wait 2sydney youngblood sit and wait 1Sydney Youngblood is asking us to Sit And Wait. In order to help us to understand why, the original single front cover artwork shows Mr Youngblood in what we can only assume to be his most pleading pose. On the remix, we find a babe who has followed his instructions and who is sitting and waiting for something or someone. That someone would be quite lucky as she seems to be wearing nothing more than her panties and high heels. Maybe she is called Patience!
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Bad - Michael Jackson 
Tuesday, 13 March, 2018, 05:29 - Albums Of The 1980s, Singles Of The 1980s
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michael jackson bad 2michael jackson bad 1Michael Jackson proclaims himself to be Bad, which is at odds with the views here in the AllBum.Art office, as most of us generally agree that the so-called king of pop was, in reality, quite good. Maybe Mr Jackson is referring to the rather odd jacket he is wearing which has far too many buckles on it to be good. On the remix we simply find a babe wearing a baseball cap with the word 'bad' written on it and given what she is wearing, it seems that this would be a fitting description of her. Awful!
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(Waiting For) The Ghost Train - Madness 
Monday, 12 March, 2018, 05:22 - Singles Of The 1980s
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madness ghost train 2madness ghost train 1Madness are (Waiting For) The Ghost Train. The odd thing, then, about the original single front cover artwork is that the train that is on the platform in front of them appears, to all intents and purposes, to be solid and not made of ectoplasm. On the remix we find a solitary babe who is walking along some spookily dark railroad tracks. Behind her are the lights of a train which does appear to be more ghost-like. All aboard!
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West End Girls - Pet Shop Boys 
Saturday, 10 March, 2018, 05:56 - Singles Of The 1980s
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pet shop boys west end girls 2pet shop boys west end girls 1West End Girls is a classic song by the Pet Shop Boys, but until we received this user-submitted remix by Simon Andrews of London, we didn't know what it meant. Apparently, the West End, is part of London in England where all the rich chicks hang out. On the remix Simon has provided us, we see his interpretation of the kind of babes you could find in the West End. If that's what London looks like, get us on a plane now. Rule Britannia!
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Hold Me In Your Arms - Rick Astley 
Thursday, 8 March, 2018, 05:48 - Albums Of The 1980s, Singles Of The 1980s
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rick astley hold me in your arms 2rick astley hold me in your arms 1Hold Me In Your Arms was both an album and a single for Rick Astley. On the original cover artwork, we can't even see Mr Astley's arms, just his head and collarbones. On the remix we find a babe who is being held in the arms of what is presumably her boyfriend or husband. He seems to be dressed in a tuxedo and ready to go out to a party. She is dressed in nothing but high heels, which makes you wonder exactly what kind of party they are going to. Swing!
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The Wanderer - Status Quo 
Sunday, 4 March, 2018, 05:57 - Singles Of The 1980s
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status quo the wanderer 2status quo the wanderer 1Status Quo are one of the most remixed artists here at AllBum.Art. They seem to have a big fan base among our British visitors who send us lots of cover artwork they have worked on. This one comes from Mark Hudson who tells us that the original cover for The Wanderer, though it shows a guitar case that a wanderer might carry, doesn't show us who the wanderer is. On the remix we find a babe wandering off down the street. But not only has she forgotten her guitar, but all her clothes too. Thanks Mark - keep them coming (if there are any Status Quo songs left that haven't yet been remixed). Amble!
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The Chinese Way - Level 42 
Saturday, 3 March, 2018, 05:53 - Singles Of The 1980s
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level 42 the chinese way 2level 42 the chinese way 1Having taken lessons in love from Level 42, let us allow them to instruct us on what The Chinese Way is. On the original single cover artwork, our learning is that the Chinese way is to look vaguely afro-american but wear a red hat and carry a fan with some Chinese characters on it. On the remix, provided to you by AllBum.Art, we learn more about the Chinese way, which appears to be to walk through ancient doorways wearing high heels and pantyhose. Inscrutable!
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Walk Away - Joyce Sims 
Thursday, 1 March, 2018, 05:39 - Singles Of The 1980s
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joyce sims walk away 2joyce sims walk away 1Joyce Sims is telling us to Walk Away. But other than a photo of Ms Sims, there is next to nothing on the original single front cover artwork that indicates what we should walk away from, or why. On the remix these problems are fixed. What we should walk away from is a mature granny who is flaunting her saggy body at us. Why? Do you really need an answer to that question? Plenty more fish in the sea, as the saying goes. Throw that whale back!

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