Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Stoop Down Baby… Let Your Daddy See - Chick Willis

Stoop Down Baby... Let Your Daddy See - Chick WillisStoop Down Baby... Let Your Daddy See - Chick WillisIt is patently clear from the original single front cover artwork of Stoop Down Baby… Let Your Daddy See by Chick Willis With Blues, that the purpose of his asking the babe to stoop down is to try and get a glimpse of what is up her skirt. This kind of overt misogyny was rife in the 1970s. Today such things would not be acceptable and instead, on the remix, we find a babe who has stooped down very low so that someone can see. It may be her daddy, or it may be you. What you can see is that she has a big bubble butt. That's how we do things in the 21st century. Peach!

Monday, April 26, 2021

She's A Winner - The Intruders

She's A Winner - The IntrudersShe's A Winner - The IntrudersOfficially titled (Win, Place Or Show) She's A Winner, this track is by The Intruders. The original single front cover artwork shows the band lounging around, but doesn't indicate who she is, or why she is a winner. Strangely, the remix doesn't necessarily solve these mysteries. There is clearly a babe who has won a competition, making her a winner. But how has she won when there are a host of naked babes in the background, but our so-called winner is fully clothed. That bit remains a mystery. Oddness!

Wednesday, April 7, 2021

Why Did You Do It - Stretch

Why Did You Do It - StretchWhy Did You Do It - StretchThe question of the moment is Why Did You Do It? And the answer provided by Stretch on the original single front cover artwork is confusing in that there seems to be a yellow-faced man staring at a couple kissing. Maybe he is angry at what they are doing and would ask the question about why they did it when they stopped. On the remix is a babe taking off her panties outdoors. Perhaps she had a good reason for doing it, we may never find out. Mystery!

Thursday, April 1, 2021

Meet Me On The Corner - Lindisfarne

Meet Me On The Corner - LindisfarneMeet Me On The Corner - LindisfarneIt is notable on the original single front cover artwork for Meet Me On The Corner by Lindisfarne the band are standing around on a street but the way the shot is taken, it is not at all obvious that they are on a street corner. Maybe the street corner is to the right of the shop they are leaning against, then again maybe not. On the remix we find a babe who is definitely more inviting and if you look carefully, you will see that just behind her is the corner of the street. This remix is the right angle. Get it?

Wednesday, November 4, 2020

How Deep Is Your Love - Bee Gees

How Deep Is Your Love - Bee GeesHow Deep Is Your Love - Bee GeesHere we go, sassin' it up with a remix of a classic track from Saturday Night Fever. This jive turkey called How Deep Is Your Love is from those falsetto princes, the Bee Gees. On the original cover artwork the hirsute band members smile cheesily at you. On the remix a babe is showing how deep her love is by descending to the sea floor in her snorkeling gear, and little else. Funk!

Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Dance With The Devil - Cozy Powell

Dance With The Devil - Cozy PowellDance With The Devil - Cozy PowellDance With The Devil, is what Cozy Powell tells us that we should be doing. On the original single front cover artwork, Mr Powell helps us visualize this by smoking a cigarette in black and white. On the remix we find a devil who is dancing, tempting us to join in. Beware though, because it's know that dancing with the devil can lead to boogieing with Beelzebub and you wouldn't want that now would you? Lucifer!

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Driver's Seat - Sniff 'N' The Tears

Driver's Seat - Sniff 'N' The TearsDriver's Seat - Sniff 'N' The TearsWhere do we begin to describe what is wrong with the original single front cover artwork for Driver's Seat by Sniff 'N' The Tears? There is no seat at all, let alone one which a driver might use. Instead there is a babe in high heels who appears to have shot a man dead with a gun, whilst an angry cat watches. Maybe she will shoot the cat next. On the remix there is simply a babe, climbing into the driver's seat of a car. See how easy this remix stuff is? Stick-shift!

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

Say, Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Gypsy Rose - Dawn Featuring Tony Orlando

Say, Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Gypsy Rose - Dawn Featuring Tony OrlandoSay, Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Gypsy Rose - Dawn Featuring Tony OrlandoSay, Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Gypsy Rose, go on, say it, that is what Dawn Featuring Tony Orlando are instructing you to do. Go on, say it. Did that make you feel better? Maybe it made you realize that the original single front cover artwork doesn't answer that question. The remix does, though, offer an answer to the question, showing a busty babe who is sitting among some rose petals and who has a slightly gypsy look about her. Has anyone seen her? Sweet!

Saturday, June 20, 2020

A Rose Has To Die - The Dooleys

A Rose Has To Die - The DooleysA Rose Has To Die - The DooleysAccording to The Dooleys, A Rose Has To Die. Unfortunately, the original single front cover artwork gives no indication of how the rose should die as it only shows the gormless looking band members. Will the rose be poisoned? Will it be pulled out of the ground? Will it be left with no water? Just how will the blessed rose die? The answer is found on the remix, and oddly the reason the rose will die is because it will be eaten by a topless babe. Bet you didn't see that one coming? Rosado!

Friday, June 19, 2020

Long Legged Woman Dressed In Black - Mungo Jerry

Long Legged Woman Dressed In Black - Mungo JerryLong Legged Woman Dressed In Black - Mungo Jerry“Right, so let's brainstorm possible pictures to go onto the cover artwork for Long Legged Woman Dressed In Black,” said Mungo Jerry.
“I know,” Bill the ever useless cover designer responded, “let's show a picture of the hairy band members.” Everyone was too stoned to disagree and so there it went.
Thankfully, in a more sober moment, we remixed the cover and put on it, would you believe, a long legged woman dressed in black. Why they couldn't have managed that in the first place. It was the 70s. Lost!

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