Sucker - Charli XCX 
Saturday, 24 March, 2018, 05:57 - Albums Of The 2010s
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charli xcx sucker 2charli xcx sucker 1Charli XCX (which isn't a proper Roman numeral in case you were wondering) indicates that somewhere there should be a Sucker. On the orignal album front cover artwork we find a lollipop, so you can see how that might relate to the title. Now there is, of course, an obvious remix for this but we haven't gone in that direction and instead on the remix we find a babe who has got stuck in a sucker, though why she was hoovering her boobs is anybody's guess. Suction!
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Strip Me - Natasha Bedingfield 
Monday, 27 November, 2017, 05:21 - Albums Of The 2010s
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natascha bedingfield strip me remixnatascha bedingfield strip me 1When you issue an instruction such as Strip Me, as Natasha Bedingfield has done, you would expect the front cover of the album to allude in some way or other to the act of stripping. On the original artwork we don't find any evidence of this. On the remix, something not at all unexpected has happened. Some babe was walking through a builders yard singing the song and the construction workers took her instruction way too literally. Rewind!
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Ten - Gabriella Cilmi 
Monday, 23 October, 2017, 05:52 - Albums Of The 2010s
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gabriella cilmi ten 2gabriella cilmi ten 1An album called Ten by none other than Gabriella Cilmi, no less. Now the question is what it is that Ms Cilmi is trying to suggest can be categorized as a ten on the original front cover artwork. Is it that she is a size ten? Or that she rates herself as ten out of ten? We don't know. On the remix we side-step that whole issue by replacing Ms Cilmi with ten babes. Maybe one of them is a ten out of ten, or maybe not. Who's counting? Tally!
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Lucky Day - Nicola Roberts 
Thursday, 4 May, 2017, 05:59 - Albums Of The 2010s, Singles Of The 2010s
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nicola roberts lucky day remixnicola roberts lucky day 1Nicola Roberts tells us that it is our Lucky Day on the single and album of the same name. On the original cover artwork we find Mr Roberts slouching on top of some laundry machines. Maybe it is our lucky day because she is doing our washing for us? On the remix we find a business man who has turned up for a meeting to find that it is with two naked babes. Now that truly is a lucky day and no mistake. Twosome!
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Little Red Boots - Lindi Ortega 
Wednesday, 22 March, 2017, 05:10 - Albums Of The 2010s, Singles Of The 2010s
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Another triple-play from AllBum.Art, this time Little Red Boots from Lindi Ortega. We give Ms Ortega nearly full points for the original album (and single) cover artwork as it shows the singer wearing red boots, thus our remixes are largely redundant (but fun nonetheless). In the first we find a babe wearing her red boots and not much else. In the second remix we find a plump old bird seemingly proud of red boots which she is showing off, to the detriment of her other clothing. Maroon!
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The Bride - Bat For Lashes 
Wednesday, 15 March, 2017, 06:03 - Albums Of The 2010s
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bat for lashes the bride remixbat for lashes the bride 1When Bat For Lashes put together the original cover artwork for their album The Bride, they made a valiant attempt to score high points (on the AllBum.Art scale) in that they have a picture of a band member who is wearing vaguely bridal attire. On the remix, the band member has been lost, but in her stead we have an alternative bride, whose attire is both more bridal, yet more minimal. At the same time the words fake, reflection and mirror come to mind, amongst other things. Wed!
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That's Christmas To Me - Pentatonix 
Wednesday, 21 December, 2016, 05:46 - Albums Of The 2010s, Christmas Crackers
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Another triple-play festive remix for you lucky folk. Pentatonix tell us that That's Christmas To Me. And what is it that represents Christmas to the band: standing around in winter clothes whilst being doused in fake snow. The first remix shows an alternative view of what Christmas means, that being a busty babe waiting for you in front of the tree. The second remix has another view of what Christmas means, that being presents in front of the tree delivered by two naked babes. Bethlehem!
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Bud, Sweat & Beers - Devlin 
Tuesday, 13 September, 2016, 05:53 - Albums Of The 2010s
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devlin bud sweat beers remixdevlin bud sweat beers 1Oh dear, poor Devlin. Whoever it was that he took on to produce the original artwork for his album Blood, Sweat & Beers, clearly had no idea that it might at least be partially helpful if any of those three topics was somehow reflected on the cover, instead of which we just find a picture of Devlin leaning against a wall. On the remix we find a babe who has obviously had far too many beers as she has emptied the plastic bag in front of her and got into such a state that she has taken all her clothes off and is holding her bud. Maybe she is sweating too. Perspire!
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Fly Me High - Linda Jo Rizzo 
Monday, 18 January, 2016, 05:02 - Albums Of The 2010s, Singles Of The 1980s
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linda jo rizzo fly me high remixlinda jo rizzo fly me high 1The second remix provided to us by Giuseppe from Taranto, for artist Linda Jo Rizzo. This is a remix that can apply both to her 1989 single and her 2015 album which are, apparently, both called Fly Me High. The original cover once again features Ms Rizzo, this time replete with many pearl necklaces. The remix finds a babe at a check-in desk at an airport whose encouragement to fly her high is far more tempting than that of Ms Rizzo, even if we do say so ourselves. Thanks for the remixes Giuseppe. Italia!
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Christmas In The Sand - Colbie Caillat 
Tuesday, 22 December, 2015, 05:07 - Albums Of The 2010s, Christmas Crackers
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colbie caillat christmas in the sand remixcolbie caillat christmas in the sand 1It is sometimes easy to forget that there are many places around the world where Christmas is not presented with scenes of snow and ice, but instead of hot weather, bikinis and beaches. We speak, of course, of the southern hemisphere, where Christmas falls at the start of summer instead of the beginning of winter. In countries south of the equator, it may therefore be perfectly normal to spend Christmas In The Sand and perhaps that is where Colbie Caillat got her idea from. We hope she won't mind too much if we remix her album cover and replace her on the sand, with an alternative babe in a festive bikini. Sunshine!
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