

It might seem straightforward to you and me, but clearly to
Beyoncé, counting to
4 seems to have eluded her. On the original album front cover artwork there is unquestionably just 1, even if you count those aspects of Ms Knowles' body that there are 2 of, it doesn't make
4. On the remix there are, let's count together, 1, 2, 3,
4 babes. Cuatro. Vier. Четыре. Apat. Of course, it would be wrong to expect Ms Knowles to know
4 in Russian, but surely she can count in English. Erbgħa!